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MainPostJames Bond gets a new watch ( Rated M)
By: justpen
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James Bond gets a new watch ( Rated M)
Jul 13 2008,04:51 AM

A rather confident 007 walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
 
He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
 
The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'

'No', he replies, 'I've just been given this state-of-the-art watch by Q and I was just testing it.'

The intrigued woman says, 'A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?'

'It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me', he explains.

'What's it telling you now?'

'Well, it says you're not wearing any knickers...'

The woman giggles and replies, 'Well it must be broken because I am wearing kn*ckers!'

Bond tut tuts, taps his watch and says, 'Damn thing must be an hour fast.'

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By: Ares501
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LOL Great ONE!!! [nt]
Jul 13 2008,04:52 AM

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By: gazoz
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Nice... [nt]
Jul 13 2008,05:41 AM

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By: Tassos
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Thanks !!! LOL
Jul 13 2008,09:50 AM

...and rated M!!!! Great joke!!!
Thanks again!!!!
I'll pass it on, giving credit of course
Best
Tassos

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